Well, what have we here?

A client that needed two commercials with a budget you couldn't find with a microscope. What's a director to do?

Mumble under his breath? Exhaust his vocabulary of expletives deleted?

How about calling on some good old experience to plan the entire process down to a gnat's eye?

Experience!!?? What a great (expletive deleted) idea.

This is an abridged version of the longer commercials.